Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bolaSO BORING itne sare characters but no story.Librarian-Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thiOne day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod DooTere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod DooKhushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol DooMunna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .pehle wo meri GF thiMe bolta tha wo suni thiphir wo meri mangetar bani,Wo bolti thi main sunta thajab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte heMohalla sunta hai.vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thilakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thiGirlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.Girlfriend ne kiyakissor jal gye mere Lips.Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".2 choohe paid pe baithe the,neeche se 1 hathi guzra,1 chooha hathi pe ja giradosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.IndianGovt kahti hai kiek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai....pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.uska kya??Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.IndianBanks DescriptionIDBI-Itna Dhan Bina IncomeSBI-Sab Bhikari IdharHDFC-Har Dum Fakir ChandHSBC-Hum Sabse Bade ChorBank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
