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UPSC

 Job upscUnion Public Service Commission (UPSC) invites Online Recruitment Applications (ORA) for recruitment of following posts. Eligible persons Apply Online on or before 27th March 2014.Name of the Post:1.Assistant Director2.Principalin Army Cadet3.Professor in Humanities4.Professor in Science5.Assistant Professor (Bio-Chemistry)6.Assistant Professor (Pathology)7.Assistant Professor (Radio-diagnosis)8.Specialists Grade-II (Surgery)9.Professor (Civil Engineering),10.Assistant Professors (Computer Science & Engineering),11.Assistant Professors (Electronics & Communication Engineering),12.Assistant Professors (Mechanical Engineering)                 upsconline.nic.in/ora/candidate/VacancyNoticePub.php

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GPSSB-Talati Cum Mantri,Jr.Clerk,MPHW,FHW Result

GPSSB-Talati Cum  Mantri,Jr.Clerk,MPHW,FHW Result Declared:Jilla Panchayat Seva Pasandgi Samiti various Exam Result Declared,Exam Held on 22 & 23 Feb.2014Dahod,Panchamahal,Amrelei,Junagadh,Jamanagar,porbandar District Results Declared           panchayatresult.automategovernment.net/panchayatresult/Index.aspx

HINDI JOKE

Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bolaSO BORING itne sare characters but no story.Librarian-Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thiOne day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod DooTere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod DooKhushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol DooMunna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .pehle wo meri GF thiMe bolta tha wo suni thiphir wo meri mangetar bani,Wo bolti thi main sunta thajab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte heMohalla sunta hai.vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thilakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thiGirlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips.Girlfriend ne kiyakissor jal gye mere Lips.Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".2 choohe paid pe baithe the,neeche se 1 hathi guzra,1 chooha hathi pe ja giradosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.IndianGovt kahti hai kiek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai....pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.uska kya??Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.IndianBanks DescriptionIDBI-Itna Dhan Bina IncomeSBI-Sab Bhikari IdharHDFC-Har Dum Fakir ChandHSBC-Hum Sabse Bade ChorBank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

Government Websites of Indian

Government Websites of Indian StatesAndaman and Nicobar Islands (UT) http://www.andaman.nic.inAndhra Pradesh http://www.andhrapradesh.comArunachal Pradesh http://www.arunachalpradesh.nic.inAssam http://www.assamgovt.nic.i nBihar http://www.bihar.nic.inChandigarh (UT) http://www.chandigarh.nic.inChhattisgarh http://www.chhattisgarh.nic.inDaman and Diu (UT) http://www.daman-diu.orgDelhi http://www.delhigovt.nic.inGoa http://www.goagovt.nic.inHaryana http://www.haryana.nic.inHimachal Pradesh http://www.himachal.nic.inJammu and Kashmir http://jammukashmir.nic.inJharkhand http://jharkhand.nic.inKarnataka http://kar.nic.in/govtKerala http://www.keralagov.comLakswadeep (UT) http://lakshadweep.nic.inMadhya Pradesh http://mpgovt.nic.inMaharashtra http://maharashtra.gov.inManipur http://manipur.nic.inMeghalaya http://meghalaya.nic.inMizoram http://mizoram.nic.inNagaland http://nagaland.nic.inOrissa http://www.orissagov.comPondicherry (UT) http://pondicherry.nic.inPunjab http://punjabgovt.nic.inRajasthan http://www.rajgovt.orgSikkim http://sikkim.nic.inTamil Nadu http://tn.gov.inTripura http://tripura.nic.inUttar Pradesh http://upgov.nic.inUttaranchal http://almora.nic.in, http://chamoli.nic.in, http://nainital.nic.inWest Bengal http://westbengal.gov.in, http://westbengal.nic.inAssociations & Forums*.National Association of Software and Service Companies (NASSCOM)( http://www.nasscom.org) - An apex body and umbrella organisation for IT Software and Services industry in India.*.The Federation of Indian Chambers of Commerce & Industry (FICCI)( http://www.ficci.com)The Apex Business Organisation of India.*.Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE)( http://www.ieee.org)The IEEE (Eye-triple-E) is a non-profit, technical professional association of more than 377,000 individual members in 150 countries. The full name is the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc., although the organization is most popularly known and referred to by the letters I-E-E-E.*.Computer Society of India (CSI)( http://www.csi-india.org)Computer Society of India is the largest association of IT professionals in India.*.Manufacturer's Association of Information Technology (MAIT)( http://www.mait.com) - Organization set up in 1982 for the purposes of scientific, educational and IT Industry promotion, currently representing the Hardware, Training and Services sectors of the Indian IT Industry. It is represented on all concerned Government of India fora and active interface with industry associations: Ministry of Information Technology, Finance, Commerce, DoT, BIS, ESC, CII, STQC, TEMA, ELCINA, etc.*.The Institution of Electronic & Telecommunication Engineers (IETE)( http://www.iete.org)The Institution of Electronics and Telecommunication Engineers (IETE) is India's leading recognized technical professional society.*.Electronics and Computer Software Export Promotion Council (ESC )( http://www.escindia.org)*.Ministry of Information Technology (MIT)( http://www.mit.gov.in) - Website of Department of Information technology (Ministry of Communication & Information Technology)*.Gujarat Electronics and Software Industries Association (GESIA)( http://www.gesia.org)*.Confederation of Indian Industry (CII)( http://www.ciionline.org)*.Gujarat Chamber of Commerce & Industry (GCCI)( http://www.gujaratchamber.org /profile.htm)An apex organisation of Trade and Industry in Gujarat region. Having established itself as a dynamic and vibrant organisation of trade and industry in Gujarat, GCCI is acting as a catalyst in building Gujarat through its network of 260 Chambers and associations of trade and industry spread all over the state.*.Infocity( http://www.theinfocity.net)*.Mudra Institute of Communication( http://www.mica-india.net)*.Nirma Institute of Technology( http://www.nit.edu)

Government of Gujarat Website

Useful Links Government of Gujarat Official Website http://www.gujaratindia.comGujarat Informatics Limited http://www.gujaratinformatics.comeGovernance Newsletter http://newsletter.gujarat.gov.inGujarat Unlimited http://www.gujaratunlimited.comBank of Wisdom http://www.gujaratbankofwisdom.c omGeneral Administration DepartmentGeneral Administration Department http://www.gad.gujarat.gov.in/GAD (Administrative Reforms & Training Division) http://artd.gujarat.gov.in/GAD (NRI Division) http://www.nri-gujarat.com/GAD (Planning Divison) http://www.gujgadplanning.gov.in/Gujarat State Disaster Management Authority http://gsdma.org/Sardar Patel Institute of Public Administration http://spipa.gujarat.gov.in/Education DepartmentEducation Department http://gujarateducation.gswan.gov. in/Gujarat University http://www.gujaratuniversity.org.i n/default.htmM.S. University (Baroda) http://www.msub.edu/North Gujarat University http://www.ngu.ac.in/Gujarat Secondary Education Board (GSEB) http://www.gseb.org/Energy and Petrochemicals DepartmentEnergy & Petrochemical Department http://guj-epd.gswan.gov.in/Gujarat Electricity Board (GEB) http://www.gseb.com/Gujarat Energy Development Agency http://www.geda.org.in/Gujarat State Petroleum Corporation Ltd. (GSPC) http://www.gujaratpetro.com/Forests and Environment DepartmentForests & Environment Department http://gujenvfor.gswan.gov.in/Forest Department http://gujaratforest.gov.in/Health and Family Welfare DepartmentHealth & Family Welfare Department http://gujhealth.gov.in/Industries and Mines DepartmentIndustries & Mines Department http://imd-gujarat.gswan.gov.in/Gujarat Industry http://www.gujaratindustry.gov.in/Gujarat Industrial Develpment Corporation (GIDC) http://www.gidc.gov.in/Gujarat Infrastructure Development Board (GIDB) http://www.gidb.org/Gujarat State Handicrafts Development Corporation Limited (Gurjari) http://gujarathandicraft.gswan.go v.in/Industrial Extension Bureau (iNDEXTb) http://www.indextb.com/Vibrant Gujarat http://www.vibrantgujarat.com/Labour & Employment DepartmentLabour & Employment Department http://labourandemployment.gov.in /Directorate of Employment & Training http://www.talimrojgar.org/Legal DepartmentLegal Department http://www.gujlegal.gov.in/Narmada and Water Resources DepartmentNarmada & Water ResourcesDepartment http://guj-nwrws.gswan.gov.in/Gujarat Water Resources Development corporation Ltd. http://gwrdc.nic.in/Sardar Sarovar Narmada Nigam Limited (SSNNL) http://www.sardarsarovardam.org /Ports and Fisheries DepartmentPorts & Fisheries Department http://fisheries.gujarat.gov.in/Gujarat Maritime Board http://www.gmbports.org/Revenue DepartmentRevenue Department http://revenuedepartment.gujarat .gov.in/Road and Buildings DepartmentRoads & Building Department http://www.rnbgujarat.org/Gujarat State Highway Project http://gshp.gujarat.gov.in/Gujarat State Road Development Corporation Limited (GSRDC) http://www.gsrdc.com/Sports, Youth Services and Cultural Activities DepartmentSports, Youth Services & Cultural Activities Department http://sycd.gov.in/Tribal Development DepartmentTribal Development Department http://tribaldevelopment.gswan.go v.in/Directorate of Employment & TrainingDirectorate of Employment & Training http://www.talimrojgar.org/Information DepartmentInformation Department http://www.gujaratinformation.net /Gujarat Publication http://www.gujaratpublication.com/Agriculture, Rural, Water Resources & ForestsAgricultural Resource Center http://www.indiaagronet.com/Finance DepartmentGujarat Industrial Investment Corporation Ltd. (GIIC) http://www.giicindia.com/Gujarat State Financial Corporation (GSFC) http://www.gsfc-india.com/Gujarat Sales Tax http://gujaratsalestax.gov.in/Science and Technology DepartmentScience and Technology Department http://dst.gujarat.gov.inGujarat Informatics Limited (GIL) http://www.gujaratinformatics.comBhaskaracharya Institute For Space Applications and Geo-Informatics ( BISAG ) http://www.bisag.gujarat.gov.inGujarat Science City http://www.scity.org/Transport & Toursim DepartmentGujarat State Tourism Corporation (TCGL) http://www.gujarattourism.com/Home DepartmentGujarat State Police Housing Corporation Ltd. http://gsphc.org/Other Important Govt. WebsitesCensus Gujarat http://censusgujarat.gswan.gov.in/GR Book Online http://grbook.gswan.gov.in/Form Book Online http://formbook.gswan.gov.in/Gujarat Vigilance Commissionhttp://gvc.gujarat.gov.in/Gujarat Post http://www.gujaratpost.org/Gujarat State Police Housing Corporation Ltd. http://www.gsphc.org/Gujarat High Court http://www.gujarathighcourt.nic.in /index.aspCustoms Gujarat http://www.customsgujarat.nic.in/Mahiti Shakti (Panchmahal District) http://www.mahitishakti.net/Gujarat State Disaster Management Authority http://www.gsdma.org/Gujarat Vidhan Sabha http://www.gujaratassembly.gov.in /gujaratindex.htmlIncome Tax Department (Gujarat Region) http://www.incometaxgujarat.com/

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CRPF Head Constbale Recruitment 2014 for 482 PostApplications are invited from Male & Female Indian citizens for the combatised post ofHead Constable(Ministerial) in Central Reserve Police Force for filling up of vacancies,through direct recruitment, as under :-Post Name:Head Constable*.Education Qualification: 12 th Pass*.Age Limit: 18 to 25 Year as on 12/02/2014*.Application Fee: Rs. 100/- (SC/ST Candidate No Fee)*.Pay Scale: 5200-20200 + 2400 Grade PaySelection Process:*.A. FIRST PHASE:- Scrutiny/checking of certificates/documents Physical Measurement  Written examination.*.B. SECOND PHASE:-  Skill test ( i.e. Typing speed test)  Interview  Medical examinationImportant Dates:Last Date for Application:12/03/2014Download Advertisement Deatails & Application form
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Indian Air Force Recruitment

Indian Air Force Recruitment 2014Applications are invited from Female Indian Citizens as per Citizenship Act 1955 for thefollowing course commencing in January 2015 for grant of Short Service Commission inMeteorology Branch.IAF Women Recruitment 2014, Indian Air Force Commissioned Officer Postsducational Qualification : You should have done Post Graduate Degree in relevant Stream with minimum of 50% marks in aggregate of all papers put together.Age limit : Your age should be between 20 years to 25 years as on 01.01.2015 i.e born in between 02nd January 1990 to 01st January 1995. Relaxation in upper age limit up to 27 years.(i.e born in between 02 January 1988 to 01 January 1995) for candidates who have completed Ph.D.

Gujarat polution Control Board

Gujarat polution Control Board has invites Law officer & Assistant Law Officer vacancies in GPCB Department.eligible Candidates are online  Apply before 20-03-2014...Department:Gujarat polution Control BoardPost Name:1.Law officer-01 post2.Assistant Law Officer-04 postsEducation Qualificatin & Age lImit:See Detailed AdvertisementImportanat Date:Starting Online Application Date:20-02-2014Last Date of online Application Date:20-03-2014(3 pm)